Top 5 Advantages to owning a new dog:
1) Your son is the most popular kid on the playground..
2) The dog is a great conversation starter.
3) Puppy kisses are the greatest.
4) You always know when someone arrives at your house... no doorbell necessary (good thing because mine needs batteries and the batteries have been dead for at least 6 mos)
And last but not least....
5) My fat jeans are now falling off my butt... from all the walks up and down the hill I live on. (okay, my skinny jeans are still too tight, but something's working.)
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